Hey guys, there is a book I found it interesting and thought of sharing it in my blog, haha..Well, the name of the book is HONK if You’re Malaysian by LYDIA TEH. This book was quite well known, even the funny Gurmit Singh( Phua Chu Kang)’best in Singapore and JB and some say Batam’….gave a very good comment, here goes
“ Wah, don’t pray-pray, this book just like me-ah, best in Singapore, JB and some say Batam. I will read this book because it’s good, so you better read it also. Buy, borrow or steal it, I don’t care-lah. Reading this book is good for you because Confucius said that laughter os the best bandage”
In this book, you can see Malaysian style of living, how they talk wif the ‘loh’, ‘lah’and bah(for sabahans)..haha..so malayisan…In this book, there is so many types of interesting topics like ‘Washing the wife’. Well if u just look at the topic itself u maybe start thinking all the erotics but the wife here is referring to something made of metal and steel not flesh and blood…tat is a CAR!!..haha…well guys normaly col their car wife and lady mostly col it as husband or honey and stuff…haha…there is another topic which is “Catch the Thief”…well this 1 is oso quite interesting is that it gave us some proactive suggestion to prevent ourselves from becoming another snatch-theft statistic..such as we shoudn’t be loaded with too much jewellery…hahaha..is oso quite true la, cz they bling!!...hahahaha…
Well, in so many topics that I like, the best want I guess is the ‘Savvy shopper’..this topic I found out interesting is because it say that how we can shops wif an empty wallet. Well let’s ‘anggap’ this savvy shopper is a young lady around 26 years and above la..haha..ok..the sayvvy shoper just have to make up a bit to look preety, as soon as she gets to the mall, she can anytime head to the cosmetic shops for a makeover or use simply use their tester but due to hygiene I bet they wont use their lipstick rite? But who knows there have different type of savvy shoper..hahaha…this savvy shoper anyhow afther that is heading to the best CD shop, she can pick 2 or 3 her favorite albums and head to the player n listen it, she can spend an hour there listen, she don’t have to buy it she just want to listen rite? See, no spend of money..haha..Afther ‘puas’ listen to her favorite songs, she found out that she feels a bit hungry so headed to GIANT, well still she dun need 2 spend her money in buying food to eat, she will go to any stalls that have a tester, as u know that they will serve u with a small portion, so she will tell the worker “aiya…terlampau sikit-la, tidak dapat try dia punya taste la…banyak sikit boleh?” well, customer is always right so no choice the worker sure gv her double portion which is still not enough for her for the day. So, she purposely act like she like the product and took 1 pack and walk away n of coz her intention is not going to use her money at all, so she put it back at the other row of shelves and headed to the next stall which is selling different types of sausages…of cz, as I say, they sure won’t serve the whole sausage to the customer, it serve in small small small piece..hahaha..well of cz is still not a satisfaction for the savvy shoper, well…this time she change her dialog she will say “EEEMmmmmmm….ho chak o…can I take a few more?” haha..so she does took a FEW more and she is satisfied wif her lunch as she wants to keep her diet so next of cz she is thirsty, so ‘ngam the next stall is serving ‘Twister’, quite expensive brand man…haha..but still she don’y have to spend a penny in it..hahhaha…well, if this savvy shoper have a very thick face, she can straight away talk 2 cups..haha..if not she will say “can I have a refill please” n she will again purposely take it and put it back again in the other row if shelves, OK, now she is really full and satisfied but she is still not gonna just go home like tat, so next, she is heading to the PADINI shop, she took 2 or 3 the most expensive cloths like around few hundreds and above..n go in to the fitting room n put on, take a few snaps with it and pose a bit and can anytime take a heels to match yr dress and take a few picture again..and ya she is done!!..hahahhaha…well, she don’y have to buy it cz no 1 will force you to buy a dress rite?????...
You can sometimes be a savvy shoper, save your hard earning money. Well, I really do like this topic because it teach u how 2 save money…hahahhahaha…..true ma..i think is bout time that I end here..well todays blog is not about myself but I felt like sharing something different 2 you..this book HONK if You’re Malaysian is really nice and interesting..hahaha..
Well, in so many topics that I like, the best want I guess is the ‘Savvy shopper’..this topic I found out interesting is because it say that how we can shops wif an empty wallet. Well let’s ‘anggap’ this savvy shopper is a young lady around 26 years and above la..haha..ok..the sayvvy shoper just have to make up a bit to look preety, as soon as she gets to the mall, she can anytime head to the cosmetic shops for a makeover or use simply use their tester but due to hygiene I bet they wont use their lipstick rite? But who knows there have different type of savvy shoper..hahaha…this savvy shoper anyhow afther that is heading to the best CD shop, she can pick 2 or 3 her favorite albums and head to the player n listen it, she can spend an hour there listen, she don’t have to buy it she just want to listen rite? See, no spend of money..haha..Afther ‘puas’ listen to her favorite songs, she found out that she feels a bit hungry so headed to GIANT, well still she dun need 2 spend her money in buying food to eat, she will go to any stalls that have a tester, as u know that they will serve u with a small portion, so she will tell the worker “aiya…terlampau sikit-la, tidak dapat try dia punya taste la…banyak sikit boleh?” well, customer is always right so no choice the worker sure gv her double portion which is still not enough for her for the day. So, she purposely act like she like the product and took 1 pack and walk away n of coz her intention is not going to use her money at all, so she put it back at the other row of shelves and headed to the next stall which is selling different types of sausages…of cz, as I say, they sure won’t serve the whole sausage to the customer, it serve in small small small piece..hahaha..well of cz is still not a satisfaction for the savvy shoper, well…this time she change her dialog she will say “EEEMmmmmmm….ho chak o…can I take a few more?” haha..so she does took a FEW more and she is satisfied wif her lunch as she wants to keep her diet so next of cz she is thirsty, so ‘ngam the next stall is serving ‘Twister’, quite expensive brand man…haha..but still she don’y have to spend a penny in it..hahhaha…well, if this savvy shoper have a very thick face, she can straight away talk 2 cups..haha..if not she will say “can I have a refill please” n she will again purposely take it and put it back again in the other row if shelves, OK, now she is really full and satisfied but she is still not gonna just go home like tat, so next, she is heading to the PADINI shop, she took 2 or 3 the most expensive cloths like around few hundreds and above..n go in to the fitting room n put on, take a few snaps with it and pose a bit and can anytime take a heels to match yr dress and take a few picture again..and ya she is done!!..hahahhaha…well, she don’y have to buy it cz no 1 will force you to buy a dress rite?????...
You can sometimes be a savvy shoper, save your hard earning money. Well, I really do like this topic because it teach u how 2 save money…hahahhahaha…..true ma..i think is bout time that I end here..well todays blog is not about myself but I felt like sharing something different 2 you..this book HONK if You’re Malaysian is really nice and interesting..hahaha..
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